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Failed Presidential (Sex) Positions

Unless you've been living under a rock, it's hard to miss the massive coverage about the caucuses all over the country. As citizens obsess about percentage points with a...

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Angela Villon's Rising Political Career

Now with the 2016 election being over, Las Vegas escorts are seeing more business than ever. Politicians the world over seem to get sleazier each year, with most outspoken candidates running on morality platforms getting caught over and over in the company of escorts and...

Sex Press Release might be a young site but our message is something that everyone wants to know about. We love to talk about sex. It doesn't matter what form the sexual talk takes, we love to engage in it. We decided to mix that love of sex with something we could all use more of -- humor. Then we decided that this unique combination of sex and humor is what the world needed more of so we decided to bring it to the internet. Then Sex Press Release was born!

We're excited to be here in the vast world of today's internet. Because everyone loves sex and everyone loves humor, we think Sex Press Release will fill a void that has existed online pretty much since the beginning. Sure there are plenty of sites devoted to sex but most of them stop at offering anything beyond porn. Humor sites abound as well but typically only a small number of the jokes are sexual in nature. Additionally, these jokes simply do not do justice to the art of teasing out all the related intricacies that exist within sex and sexual innuendo. In order to fully appreciate all the humor that already exists within them, we had to seamlessly combine the two.

At Sex Press Release, we aim to be your go-to place when you want to be able to explore the latest developments that are sex related through a filter of humor and snark. This is what we do best and we think the internet is ready for our unique brand of snark-laced humor related to sex. Won't you join us?

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Failed Presidential (Sex) Positions

Unless you've been living under a rock, it's hard to miss the massive coverage about the caucuses all over the country. As citizens obsess about percentage points with a...

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Angela Villon's Rising Political Career

Now with the 2016 election being over, Las Vegas escorts are seeing more business than ever. Politicians the world over seem to get sleazier each year, with most outspoken candidates running on morality platforms getting caught over and over in the company of escorts and...

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The Sexuality of Politics

Politics and sex seem to go hand in hand, as unlikely partners. What does one have to do with the other? Why should we care? And how long have sex scandals plagues political leaders?

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Cinderella Left Her Shoe For A Reason

Cinderella left her shoe behind for a reason. Little known was the fact that the Prince had a serious foot fetish. Most people don't know even his name, however, it's been suggested that it is because his name was Prince Podophilia.

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Good Vagina Health, Vibrator Style!

A new year approaches which brings us to the inevitable ritual of making resolutions that are aimed at making us a better person. We resolve to lose weight, eat better, exercise more -- all in the vain (?) hope that we will attain some greater good.

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Sex Tapes and Celebs: Shocking Outcomes Pt 1

Did I get your attention with my headline about sex tapes and celebrities? Or did you glance over at it, stifle a bored yawn and resolve to scroll through to something more interesting? It's pretty bad when the words "sex...

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How NOT to Make Money Stripping

The economy is suffering, and everyone is feeling it. Accountants, landscapers and just about everyone else. Who's feeling it more than anyone else? Strippers. Why? Because it's their job to take money from everyone who's suffering from the economy's collapse.

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All The Presidents' Mistresses

As the presidential election heats up with primaries and debates alike, candidates are often asked about their favorite presidents of years past. Many admire the great leaders of yesteryear, but those leaders are no...

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The Clintons and Polyamory

Are you married? If so, are you bored with your husband and/or wife? Used to be if this was the case you were pretty much stuck. Either you had to stay with them, or get a divorce. Well, guess what?

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Which Gender's Sex Life Ages the Most Gracefully?

Cougars vs. Lions: Which Gender's Sex Life Ages the Most Gracefully? Everyone knows that a woman's sex drive increases as they age (especially women!), but....

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Pop Culture Trends Inspired by Sexuality

Over the last couple of years, the world has seen some interesting trends and top stories cropping up from a variety of sources; the most unexpected political candidacy ever yielded the internet craze of....

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Do You Know About Peyton Manning's Sex Scandal?

Peyton Manning might have just played his last game as a professional football player. While his numbers were some of the worst for in the history of the Super Bowl for a winning quarterback, Peyton can ride off into the sunset with his second championship ring and...

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The Next Presidential Candidate To Give Us Sex Scandal?

A wise man once told me that the President of the United States is more of an honorary position and that Congress makes the real decisions, so you should base your vote entirely on potential entertainment value of the candidate. 

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Crazy Sexy Laws Around the Globe

If you've been following social media lately, you've probably heard that news about Michigan updating their sex laws. Specifically, they updated an old bestiality law that technically makes it punishable by up to 15 years in prison for having anal or oral sex.

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Dump Bill to Increase Your Poll Numbers, Hillary!

It was just revealed that for the first time, Hillary Clinton is trailing Bernie Sanders in national polls. And while her team is sitting back wondering what it can do to boost her numbers, we already have a great idea. Dump Bill! 

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The Juiciest Sex Scandals of 2015

Every year, it seems one celebrity always falls for their nanny. You'd think that Hollywood nannying would be outsourced to China at this point so that the big stars never succumb to the temptation to offer their home aides a "raise ".

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Better Than Sex? I don't Think So.

How many times have you heard this before: "You've got to try this tiramisu, it's better than sex. " When I hear that, my first thought is "Well, remind me not to have sex with you, then."

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People's Oddest Fetishes

Sex is a topic that has many different facets to it. Most people enjoy it, fantasize about it, and want to have it on a fairly consistent basis. Like 24/7 sex, sex, sex!

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