Patrick is a pen name that this writer took to avoid having his family find out about his writing. He was educated in a strict Catholic school and disciplined frequently by nuns as he stared off into space while daydreaming about his next interlude with himself under the sheets. Patrick obtained some killer writing skills that he likes to pass on to our unsuspecting readers. So if you like sexual zingers that have a repressed Catholic undertone, you're going to love Patrick's writing.
Originally published November 13, 2015.More from Our Writers →
