Veronika here for another illuminating discussion about the ins and outs of sex. Sex talk is our topic for this session of my sex advice column here on Sex-Press-Release.com. Now with this topic, I'm not talking about sex talk like the birds and the bees.
Veronika here for another illuminating discussion about the ins and outs of sex. Sex talk is our topic for this session of my sex advice column here on Sex-Press-Release.com. Now with this topic, I'm not talking about sex talk like the birds and the bees. Nope, today I am going to be helping a guy up his game when it comes to talking dirty to that special girl whose pussy he's poking. Let's get right to it, shall we?
Hi Veronika!
I heard my friends talking about how they talked dirty to their girlfriends during sex and it really seemed to rev them up. So much so that these girls turned into beasts and my friends told me they had orgasms that were out of this world. Of course, I want me some of that so I tried talking to this girl that I'm dating. Let's just say that my dirty talking got me nowhere real fast. She just kind of glared at me and said I sounded like a dork. It didn't ruin the sex or anything but I definitely didn't see fireworks with my orgasm either. Help! How can I improve my game in dirty talk 101?
Carl
First of all, Carl, if you're sounding like a dork when you talk dirty to your girlfriend, you need to definitely loosen up with this entire thing. Talking dirty should roll effortlessly off your lips and tongue without you fumbling and bumbling for words. If you find yourself drawing a blank when it comes to choosing the words you want to say, give it some thought before you see your girlfriend next. Think about your favorite parts of her body. Do you love her soft and jiggly titties that smoosh themselves onto you when you are stroking deeply into her? Do you love how her pussy seems to instantly get soaked with her cum juices the minute you hop into bed?
Like A Mantra, Say It To Yourself Over And Over
Practice saying some of these things to yourself in the mirror for a short time each day. Yeah, you're going to feel dumb and awkward but at least you'll be by yourself. If you have to, do this step in the shower so that you don't embarrass yourself. Don't approach the next time you fuck her as you needing to have a collection of dirty things to say. Just one or two will get you started and then you can work up to more as you gain confidence.
Can you talk dirty like a pro? Have you mastered the gift of the dirty monologue? If so, I want to hear all your secrets for making women cream their panties at the sound of your voice.
Veronika <3